This is the prompters request - I found it on the kink meme. The first portion was filled, but I was wondering if any of you knew if someone else had written something similar? I'm especially interested in the second portion/addendum of the prompt. Or well, any academy era fics where they hook up.
I don't even know how this would work. But, here goes anyway.
Kirk/Spock - AU. They meet as teenagers on Earth (bonus points if Spock grew up on Earth and attends some kind of ridiculously prestigious school for kids of big-time Federation politicos) and there's an instant spark and much genius-level bitching and flirting. Which leads to banter-y making out and heavy petting. And then Sarek walks in on them. And Spock is mortified. Sarek wants to bleach his brain and/or never see Kirk again, and Amanda is caught between being intensely amused and happy for her son and going into protective!Mama mode. Kirk acts all cocky about the whole incident and laughs it off, but is actually now paranoid that Sarek is going to kill him in his sleep.
Major bonus points if Kirk keeps telling Bones (obviously Kirk's BFF, in any lifetime!) that he's sure he's being followed or something stupid like that, and Bones gets to use "Goddamn it, Jim, I'm a __________ not a __________!"
And oh, super super bonus points for Sarek eventually awkwardly sort of giving his blessing to Kirk, and Jim being like, what just happened here?
If you could somehow fit Kirk showing up in front of Spock's school/college on his motorcycle, sporting his aviators, at the end of the fic, I would just die of happiness.
Also, this could possibly be a whole another prompt altogether, but I also had this idea that due to better influences in this fic's world, Kirk enters Starfleet Academy directly out of school, but Spock decides to get his doctorate/higher level degree/go on a civilian scientific expedition first, and so enters the Academy after Kirk.
Anyway, so Spock's been away for a while, doing some sort of research stuff, and Kirk's at the Academy, and one day one of his professors says that they've got a special speaker from this big, cutting-edge scientific research project, and a little light bulb goes off in Kirk's head. And of course, it's Spock! And Kirk laughs and mutters something like, "That little bastard" because Spock never told Kirk he was coming home, because it was a surprise visit for Jim's birthday or something. (Both of them would pointedly pretend they didn't realize how shoompy that was.) And Uhura would overhear and be offended and say, "Do you know whose son that is?" and Kirk would reply, "You have no idea how well I know."
And then there would be a hot, bantery reunion between Kirk and Spock ("I believe you told me to surprise you when I inquired after what you wanted for your birthday.") and then later Kirk would introduce Spock to Uhura and totally rub it in her face, and be all like, "This is my boyfriend. We've been together since I was sixteen." And Uhura would be completely boggled. And McCoy would sort of sigh and stick a hypospray in someone and be like, "Believe me, this is a thousand times better than what they were like when we were teens."
But, you know, whatever. Take what you will.