Edit: Aha, I think I worked out the format. Ok. I've just edited someone else's post to fit mine.
Spock: A suspenseful hat-buying tale. Or is it? PSYCHE!!!
Beta: ???
Rating: Childish writing but with mentions of sexytimes
Status: WIP
Relationship: Kirk/Spock
Realationship Status: They have briefly met and linger in each other's minds
Genre: Romance, crackfic
Tropes: gay!spock
Warning: slash, ridiculousness
Universe: ST XI: Original
Word Count: 3000ish
Summary:
Hi you guys. I've only ever written a post for friends before so idk if I am doing this right, but here is a Kirk/Spock fic. It focuses around Spock going to buy a hat (because Kirk will think it is sexy). Apparently it's a crackfic.
Idk whether to post it in here or post the link to it? Here are a few excerpts, and a link to the full thing.
"Once upon a time, there was Mr Spock. He liked hats. He had pointy ears. This affected his wearing of hats. Sometimes he would wear a hat to hide his ears, like in that episode I haven't seen where they are in the mafia. Sometimes he would wear a hat to emphasise his ears because it makes Jims S. Kork happy, because they have a hat fetish, and so does a second person on the internets who we don't know, but should clearly be bff's with. Anyways, this is all irrelevant until I have written the story..."
"Draco rolled into the shop. Draco rolled out of the shop."
"just as you thought Spock was going to try on a hat, SURPRISE! he actually goes to a buy a falafel, just when you were not expecting him to. PSYCHE!!!"
"Spock walked discombobulatedly back to the hat shop."
http://mr-sp00k.livejournal.com/735.htmlThere are some in-jokes for me and my friends but most of the references are to other random stuff so maybe people will get them, there are hyperlinks and footnotes to a lot of them. I hope somebody likes it as much as my friends...